I, Kneelo | Swellnet Dispatch
On any given Sunday, every semi-Insta famous surf spot is a hive of activity, with alternative surf craft dominating the lineup. Mid-lengths, mini mals, mini Simmons, paipos, foils, e-foils, SUPs, and finless foamies are aggressively being bum-turned through groaning crowded breaks. Or, as the rest of us know them, freaks.
What you won't see at the beach is the original weird unit: the kneeboarder. Despite their decline over the years, I'm here to advocate for a resurgence in kneeboard popularity. It's time for surfing to come out of the closet, and I'm proud to admit I'm a kneeboarder, or rather, a bi-kneeboarder.
The kneeboarder stereotype is often associated with forty-year-old gimps wearing outdated gear and painting model figurines. However, I'm here to challenge that notion. I've embraced the kneeboard, and it's been a game-changer.
My journey began with a frustrating session at Burleigh Point, where my goofyfoot skills left much to be desired. After a particularly disappointing low-tide session, I decided to try something different. I pulled in on my knees on my shortboard, and surprisingly, it worked.
Encouraged by this success, I acquired a dedicated kneeboard, the 5'6" Power Force, for a mere $25. I tested it at Tallebudgerra dog beach, and while it wasn't perfect, it was functional. I even rode it in a life-changing session at Burleigh, where I was tubed like never before.
This experience challenged my surfing beliefs. Kneeboarding wasn't just a novelty; it was a full-body experience. Being lower to the water created a unique flow state, and I felt like I was in a wave rather than on one. It was faster than a boog and allowed me to wear flippers for added control.
The kneeboard community is diverse, and I've encountered various sub-sections. Some kneeboarders prefer surfing without flippers, which I find intriguing. It's a testament to the versatility of the sport.
Kneeboarding has brought me a sense of pride and a unique connection to the waves. It's a full-body affair, and I've found a new appreciation for the ocean. I no longer feel like I'm on a wave; I feel like I'm in a wave.
I've embraced the kneeboard, and I'm ready to challenge the stereotypes. Kneeboarders are not just old freaks; they are a diverse and passionate community. It's time for surfing to embrace the kneeboard, and I'm proud to be a part of this resurgence.
